You are so fortunate to have Bapak as your father. With those extra fleshes and fats, I am definitely positive that you don’t need that Ikea quilt and mattress. He even can be your perfect rugby coach. He even want to home-schooling you which I am quite uncertain with that decision (err, how on earth could he get that free time?). He speaks to you more than I did. He just loves to talk to you, even though his favorite line is “Baby tendang Mummy kuat-kuat!” And not to forget, “Baby tutup mata. Sekarang Bapak nak romen-romen ngan Mummy”. I will tell you what ‘romen-romen’ means when you turned up 12. Err…is it too early?
So let’s check out about Bapak.
- Good listener. Check!
- Great ‘mattress'. Check!
- Will teach you how to ‘fly’ if you MRSM scholar. Check!
- Won’t allow you to be a medical doctor. Check!
- Will buy you lots of subversive books. Check!
- Will tell you how bad smoking is to your lung. (Oh, what an irony!). Check!
- Will teach you how to hold your breath and terjun tiruk in swimming pool. Check!
- Very good belly dancer. Check!
- Provides me with best swimmer ever! Double check!
2 comments:
xtahan tgk muke bapak! aiyoo...
like u said,nyetok karung.
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